Boys and Burglary

Subject: Boys and Burglary Tue Nov 04, 2008 7:49 am

This place finally needs a story, if you ask me. A bit empty. Sooo......
The Burglar's Son,
Once, there was a couple whose names were Mr & Mrs Ramascis. They looked normal enough.....But they were actually very good burglars. When they had a son, they started teaching him all the tricks they knew about burglary. That child's name was Damien.

After Damien's 1st birthday, all of a sudden, a policeman showed up at the door and arrested Mr. Ramascis on suspicion of burglary! The family thought they were safe under their alias, but they had been under suspicion for a long time....

When Damien's dad finally got out of jail, the poor kid was 5 years old! And his mum got chucked in the slammer as soon as his dad got out... Then when she got out, his dad went in.....
This went on and on until poor Damien was 12 years old! So, Damien had never actually seen his parents together since his 1st birthday, and even then, he coul. dn't remember a thing......

Seeing as his mum and dad were good burglars (almost nicked the Crown Jewels), he was allowed to go wherever he wanted and nick anything there. So, one day, he decided to go to a posh house where an old duchess lived, and rob something there. So, with the grappling hook that he had gotten on his 1st birthday, he climbed the window and went to nick a few sweets. But the duchess barged in and locked the door behind her, took the grappling hook, called the police, and before he knew what was happening, he was in the police station being questioned! Then he was asked to turn out his pockets. Luckily, he had a good ace up his sleeve. He turned out his pockets all right! He took out everything from the teapot, to a mobile phone, even a kitchen sink! And when he was done, the whole interrogation room was overflowing with his stuff. The policeman was so fed up that they let him go! But as he walked out, a sweet fell out of his pocket. "Thats all we need, boys! Lock 'im up!", shouted the polieman, and he was sentenced to 10 years in prison. :O His mum and dad didn't bail 'im out because it was to 'teach him a lesson about 'ow to be a better burglar'.

Damien had a sister, Rochelle, and as they walked out in the park one day, his dad said, "Do you know why girls make better burglars?" She replied no. "Well," her dad said, "I'll show you." Then he pulled out a big handbag. She looked inside. "It's very large. Very, very large, and deep!" She exclaimed. "Yeah." he whispered. "It's for all those stolen things you'll soon have....."

Lolz! Smile